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I have just been review banned for the first time ever, and instead of being upset, I'll come to terms with my mistake, and make up for it to better the community.
I sent this message to Malachy:
Recently, I made a comment on this flash. This flash was, in your words, "severely lacking puppies." First off, I'd like to say this was highly inappropriate of me, and I apologize to you and the NG staff. However, I do not feel this is enough, I can tell that you expected puppies, and I believe you deserve puppies. I'll make you a flash, filled with puppies, and dedicate it to you. I'll even make you an honorary FF member, and co-author you on the production! However I'd like it if we could put our differences aside, I would like to review again, but even if you don't unban me, I'm still going to do this, for you. I hope you enjoy the flash, once I get it on the portal. I hope we can become friends from this ordeal, and perhaps we'll look back and laugh at how awkwardly we met. I thank you for your time to read this, and please enjoy my movie once I complete it"
I got this PM from him about my review:
"You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 14 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Cute puppies 4.1 on 11/25/08 at 7:34:52 PM:
Score: 10 / 10
Summary: SO CUTE!
Review: I love puppies, and you found the BEST pix of them! This was a great slide show, keep it up!
The moderator Malachy gave the following reason for the ban:
"Want to review a submission, actually review it. this submission had a severe lack of puppies so I have no idea why you would even leave such a review other than in an attempt to upvote a spam flash. "
Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews."
Hopefully, he'll see things my way, and we'll become great friends from this odd predicament! Wish me luck on my Malachy flash guys!
For over two years, my sole purpose on Newgrounds has been to spam and piss off the majority of its users. I found great pleasure in this activity. I invested my time in making shitty loops and pointless animations, making movies for groups such as the Faggot Federation, etc. But that's all gotten old. I want to begin animating real movies, with deep characters, well thought-out scripts, and professional dialogue. I've spent far too long making 30-40 second piles of crap. From now on, I am here to help out with the Newgrounds community. I want to do all I can to help out with the site. Honestly, when it comes down to it, I love Newgrounds. This place has done so much for me, and I've done so little. Newgrounds brought me into the world of computer aniamtion, and introduced me to many great people who have helped me over the years. I want to return the favor.
I'm gonna start by working on the Jeesus' Bible Love Song series. The first episode was just spam, which I submitted just to annoy whoever watched. I plan to fully drag out this series to the point where it could be considered one of the best on Newgrounds. I've begun writing out a script for it, and considering who would do voice acting. I'm drawing out character models and backgrounds. I've even begun tinkering around with 3D animation! It's going to be about Jeesus and his struggle against an oppressive society of over-controlling Neo-fascists. It won't be all serious, though. I'll be sure to throw-in some one liners in there for ya! :D
Hopefully, I can erase the horrible footprint I've left on this website and start fresh! I'd also like to thank the wondeFUCK ALL OF YOU I CAN'T STAND YOU FAGGOTS JESUS CHRIST STOP SAYING OH MAN YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL WHY DO YOU MAKE THIS KIND OF GARBAGE FUCK STOP TO CONSIDER THAT MAYBE I LIKE MAKING THIS KIND OF GARBAGE BURN IN FUCKING HELL FAGGOTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
That Super Mario Bros Z series sure is popular.....
My last two posts sounded far too emo.....so here's a better version, I have left an old crew, and am goin on with my life.....I might join something else that's coming to life later, but I wanna get some solo stuff in too, Im not sure when, but I do like submitting things fast and such, so soon
The time has come for those of you curious about joining the Faggot Federation! We've recently gone through a few changes at the forums, and are ready for some new talent! We planned on having this information avalible on the bbs, but the bbs mods are evil, this flash will explain Anyways, if you've been curious about us so far, or just wanna come on the forums and get to know us better, now is the time! Here's a link to the forums but you can also find this link on the profiles of most FF members, join today!
2008-09-23 21:21:51 by ChemicalVengence
Mostly for the lulz....
It's nice to know ppl luv us this much already! At least there's a chance this new guy might TRY! That would atleast make this fun.....Of course, the Faggot Federation is an artistic movement, and just as the laws of physics go, nothing will stop us unless we meet an opposite force of greater or equal value. As most of you know, there is no equal to the FF, so this is mostly a waste of their time, but this makes for great conversation and good place to start pooling ideas for future animations. Anyways, regards to all fans and critics out there, and know the FF shall always be in your heart, and most times in your pants!
On a side note, cupcakes rock....
Have a great holiday u guyz, funny that it's Madness Day too, so now we got two holidayz......anyways, have a pic.....
DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANT GO HOME!
2008-09-15 00:40:53 by ChemicalVengence
Thank you for your corporation!
Have you guys seen them? They made the fucking worst flashes ever, and they steal pplz ideas and make them look gay, when they are the real gays! This awesome guy named awesomesonic is putting an Anti-FaggotFederation Brigade. Imma join them, who's with me???